Why Chris Tomlin and Other Famous Christians are Pagan Idolators

It pains me to have to be the one to dispel this information. It’s not something that is easy to do. To have to call out some of the biggest names in Christian culture is NEVER something that lightly done. I don’t want to be the mouthpiece for this message, but if I don’t do it, who in the world will? I’m going to take a bold step and say that Chris Tomin, along with a number of other well known Christians, is not following the true God. In fact, they never were in the first place. They’ve subtly been leading us astray for years. Now, I’m going to reveal how.

Venture on with caution.

As the title suggests, I’ve come to the conclusion that Chris Tomlin, among others, is actually a pagan idolator.

How did I come to the conclusion that Chris Tomlin was a pagan idolator? It was right in front of our faces the whole time. Chris Tomlin, in fact, doesn’t worship the true God of the Bible. He worships a god that goes by a different name. Now, surely, you’re thinking, “I’m sure I would have noticed if someone as popular as Chris Tomlin were doing such an obvious idolatrous thing.” That’s where you’re wrong. The fact is Chris Tomlin hasn’t obviously been doing an idolatrous thing. He’s inoculated the evangelical masses with his idolatrous doctrine in a very conspicuous and subtle manner.

So what is the name of this god that Chris Tomlin worships? It’s a pagan god with a simple name: ARGOD. Continue reading “Why Chris Tomlin and Other Famous Christians are Pagan Idolators”

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Hitler’s Rant on N.T. Wright and John Piper

I made this video for fun, making a satire of the tension between N.T. Wright and John Piper (along with other many staunchly Reformed or Calvinistic parties). It ended up being spread around a good bit, with even theologians like Greg Boyd and Peter Enns sharing it. So, enjoy this piece of comedy!